I'm sorry I have to do this in a letter but I'm breaking up with you.I thought I could handle getting you at Costco a week ago but it's just too much for me. Seven is not a serving size in my opinion. Deliciousness needs to be eaten in quantities greater than seven.
This has lead me to some awkward dinners since all of my calories for the day have been used up by seemingly countless pretzels. I know you are better for me than say chips or Cheetos but I just can't do it anymore. You are too delicious to just eat seven of. I'm sorry.
Love, Sandy
p.s. and don't get me started on your crazy high sodium content......
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